Security Man Helps 'Patoranking' From Shitting On Himself

 
Reigning Dancehall singer, Patoranking has revealed how a Zenith Bank security man saved from embarrassing himself.
The singer took to his Instagram to narrate how a security man of Zenith Bank branch Akin Adesola, Victoria Island, Lagos saved him from defecating on himself.
In his Instagram post, Patoraanking said he was in his car when the strong urge to cack came over him and there was no rest room in sight to defecate. He was however saved by the security man who allowed him to use their restroom.
“Plz my wonderful people on Instagram abeg make una help me thank this security man for Zenith Bank at Akin Adesola VI.. the guy saved my life.. after lunch sum days back na so heavy shit catch me for middle of road. I begin sweat for inside AC, na so security man let use the toilet.
I almost release am for body thank God for the security man. Am so grateful,” the “Girlie o” singer wrote on Instagram.

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