Independence Gift to the president

Dear President Buhari,

INDEPENDENCE DAY GIFT

I am offering my Volks Wagen Bettle 1500 model to you as a gift to celebrate Nigeria's Independence Day.

Since you steered the country into recession, only the citizens bear the brunt of your actions and inactions, while nothing has changed in you and your family's opulent lifestyle.

I have a belief adjusting your lifestyle to set example of austerity measures will earn you accolades in Nigeria and respect globally.

Sir, the country will save a lot if those fuel-guzzling 8-cylinder engines in the presidential fleet are reduced and your car replaced with a 4-stroke engine car.

The car is in clean shape with sound engine to boot. It is just as fit as fiddle. But if you think the sound of the engine will cost Nigeria another N20m to format your auditory system in London, I will retrofit a silent engine into it before delivery.

Attached herewith is the picture of the car for your perusal.

Accept the assurance of my change if you change.

Sincerely,

Jaafar Jaafar

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